SHOP ESTEE LAUDER'S "MAD MEN" COLLECTION!

ESTEE LAUDER'S "MAD MEN" COLLECTION IS IN STORES NOW! YES, I'M YELLING! BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA, AND YOU CAN TOTALLY BUY LIPSTICKS CREATED IN THE IMAGE OF FICTIONAL TV CHARACTERS WHO ARE BASICALLY TERRIBLE PEOPLE YOU'D NEVER WANT TO ENCOUNTER IRL!!

You guys, the PACKAGING ALONE on these things! Unfortunately this lipstick is not called "Basket of Kisses," but that's only because Peggy wasn't on the job.

Get the limited edition "Cherry" lipstick for $25 or the "Evening Rouge" creme rouge for $40. Adjusted for inflation, obviously. Blame the Communists. Now go not educate yourself, neglect your children and get your hair "set" like a good '60s housewife. 

PS: There was a Banana Republic "Mad Men" fashion show ON A VIRGIN ATLANTIC PLANE.  IN THE AIR. WITH LOBSTER ROLLS.