Vena Cava Is Trying To Kill Me

($344, Vena Cava x Tenoversix, boutiques.refinery29.com)

It is obvious, based on the fact that Vena Cava x Tenoversix's collaboration has resulted in a red-orange shoe with a BLUE Lucite heel, that they have conspired to kill me, or at least give me a serious heart attack. If perfection could kill, you'd be reading my obit.