Stand up and salute Anthropologie's current shoe selection. I mean, please. Really.
These Chie Mahara bolted peep-toe booties are the Aladdin Sane of peep-toe booties and will obsessively consume my thoughts like p0rn0graphy. Not that I obsess over p0rn. I really don't. Just shoes. But no judgements if you're into p0rn. You do you. You've got flesh, I've got footwear.Am I aware that these Judari floral wedge sneakers a more of a clusterfuck than Times Square? Well, yeah, but I like a farrago where personal style is concerned. The busier the better.These are just BEGGING to be worn with a red silk blouse and black skinny jeans. Mama, I'm comin' home!These mint floral jute flatforms (AHHH! AGAIN! SO MANY THINGS AT ONCE!) are SO Alice In Wonderland goes to a suburban rave in 1994. So, in other words, they're everything I need in a shoe.
($108, MinkPink, Shopnastygal.com ) I feel like the late, great Bea Arthur is communicating to me from beyond, telling me to purchase this l...
($827, Markus Lupfer, Luisaviaroma.com ) See, this Markus Lupfer black lace top with an ooh-ahh inducing exposed zipper is an ooh-ahh-induci...
($120, Dr Martens, Dmusastore.com ) I asked myself WHY would I want gold, glittery, flocked Doc Martens boots. But then I asked myself the m...
$135, Be&D, Beandd.com Behold, Be&D Big City sneakers, a collaboration with Brooklyn artist Trong Gia Nguyen, literally look like a ...
Today I learned that my nightmares are made of tweed and cost $2100. ($2100, Brian Lichtenberg Gizmo skirt, Alexandchloe.com ) Also, if you&...
Sometimes when I feel like looking up awesome photos, I Google photos of Barbra Streisand from the 1960s and 1970s. She did every fashion fa...
Rebecca Minkoff's having a Black Friday sale that doesn't even require you putting on pants. Which is great because mine don't ...
$68, Shopnastygal.com Let's just go ahead and call this black zippered motorcycle bag Alexander Wang... inspired, okay? At, like, one...