These Boots Are Made For Spendin'

($690, maisonmartinmargiela.com)

I've deemed these cut-out silver-heeled Maison Martin Margiela leather boots worthy of my $690! Congrats! 

These Maison Martin Margiela Black Crinkle Booties Are Making Me Cry

($995, Maison Martin Margiela, SSense.com)

These Maison Martin Margiela crinkly slouchy black leather stiletto booties are just about making me weep at the potential. They're also probably so uncomfortable that I'd be weeping at the pain. Sigh. So beautiful. Truly, these are the boots of my despair. Take it away, Patsy!