Stuart Weitzman Does Platform Oxfords, Needle Heels For Fall/ Winter 2012

Stuart Weitzman is genetically incapable of disappointing me, but the man truly truly outdid himself with his Fall/ Winter 2012 collection. Here's what I fell in love with at the preview, and I'll save the best for first:

LOOK at this purple-to-teal gradiating iridescent, crystal-heeled carpet stunner. It's the human-sized manifestation of every Barbie shoe I ever wished were real.

Needle heel. NEEDLE, people. Lethal.

I know it's technically a platform wedge Chukka, but I'd like to think this brilliant Stuart Weitzman creation is a creeper on 'roids.

The oblong gold hardware on these pumps? Major major. Very pragmatic-pilgrim chic.

You won't get this red snakeskin-accented black leather bootie out of your head all week, so best of luck to you. 

Please note, you can see your reflection in this patent leather, mirror-heeled boot. If you're really flexible, you can check your teeth.

I don't believe in "it bags," but I firmly believe that this cool-toned Stuart Weitzman camera bag with a contrasting perforated black mesh strap is it.