Sam Edelman's Spiked Renzo Booties Look Just The Right Amount Of Dangerous

$250, Sam Edelman, Bloomingdales.com

Sam Edelman's spiked Renzo booties -- the more put-together cousin of their spiked Lorissa heel, which I also love, are the realness. These spike accents are about as dangerous as this risk-adverse girl will get. (I don't even rid a bike, if that gives you any insight into my level of p---y-ness. Also, spikes are the new studs. ALSO, @Radbard, if you're reading this and wondering what to get me for my birthday, I'm a size 8. Smiley face!

Sam Edelman's Spiked Lorissa Shoe Will Cut You

($209, Sam Edelman, Solestruck.com)

So, Sam Edelman's stud-covered Lorissa heels are hurting me real bad... in the real-good way. The kinda bad Fiona Apple meant when she was sloshing around in that hot tub back in 1997. That's it. Sam Edelman's studded heels = the Fiona Apple of footwear.

($209, Sam Edelman, Solestruck.com)

And the close-toed Yuma? Seriously? I'm 'bout it 'bout it.



(And PS: This is totally my all-time favorite karaoke song.)

What's Up With These New Sam Edeleman Zachery Booties?

($225, Sam Edelman, Shoprobertson.com)

Apparently these Sam Edelman "Zachery" booties are the NBFT. I'm kinda into them/ kinda scared of them. Thoughts? Let us discuss! TO THE COMMENTS!